Ping Pong The Wong
$47.00AUD
Foreign policy, but make it table tennis. PING-PONG THE WONG catches the Foreign Minister mid rally, wearing one square in the diplomatic dignity. Forehand, backhand, official statement, repeat.
For anyone who has watched a press conference and thought, that's a lot of words to say nothing, back and forth. Ships flat, serves first.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
What it is
It's the whole of regional diplomacy in one paddle. Plenty of fast movement, no clear winner, and a little ball getting smacked between two sides who both insist they are perfectly calm. Chuck it on for the footy, the smoko, or the next time the situation gets called complex and evolving.
The shirt itself
Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
- Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag at the rally
- Sizes S to 5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Wash it cold and it keeps its bounce longer than most bilateral agreements.
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