Ditch The Witch
$39.00AUD
A genuine piece of protest history, reprinted for the group chat. DITCH THE WITCH brings back the most quoted placard in modern Australian politics, pixel hat and all.
For collectors of the rally sign and connoisseurs of the cooked era. Ships flat, broomstick not included.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve (in) | 8.2 | 8.5 | 8.7 | 9.0 | 9.3 | 9.5 |
What it is
It's the sign that launched a thousand op eds, restored to full glory and printed on a soft tee instead of a bit of cardboard. A museum piece for anyone who remembers when this was the most controversial thing at the protest. Wear it ironically, sincerely, or somewhere in the confusing middle.
The shirt itself
Gildan 64000 softstyle tee. Lighter and smoother than the heavy 5000, with a closer, more modern fit.
- 100% ring spun cotton on solid colours for a soft hand feel
- Regular fit, crew neck, pearlised tear-away label
- Sizes S to 3XL in Royal, White, and Black
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Tumble dry on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Looks after itself better than the era it came from.
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