A Heartwarming Welcome
$47.00AUD
Some leaders guard the door. This one holds it wide open, throws his arms out, and books the welcome party before anyone has seen the guest list. WELCOME HOME MY PEOPLE, printed big, exactly the way it gets announced at the podium.
A tee for everyone who heard the speech and quietly checked the housing waitlist. Ships flat, arrives ready for the next intake.
- Printed to order, just for you.
- Classic unisex fit. Between sizes? Size up.
- Ships Australia-wide and worldwide, tracked.
- Faulty or wrong? We replace it, on us.
Secure Shopify checkout. Turns up dodgy? We sort it.
APPROX. Printed to order in 2 to 7 business days, then shipped. Delivery takes roughly 1 to 3 weeks depending on your location. Tracking emailed when it ships.
Designed in Australia. Printed to order worldwide.
The satire is 100% local. The cotton gets around.
Satirical design. Not official party merchandise.
Shipping & Returns
Made just for you, not pulled off a shelf. We print it (2 to 7 days), then post it (about 5 to 10 business days in Australia). Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships. Details.
If it arrives faulty, misprinted, or it's the wrong item, we replace it or refund you, on us. Because each one is printed for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns, so check the size guide first. Returns policy.
What it is
It's the grand welcome speech boiled down to four words and a warm hug. No costings, no plan for the paperwork, no mention of where everyone is going to live. Just the headline that polls well and the bill that turns up later. Wear it to the BBQ, the talkback queue, or anywhere someone insists there is absolutely no shortage of anything.
The shirt itself
Gildan 5000 unisex tee. Heavyweight 100% cotton at 5.3 oz. Not a thin surprise in the mail.
- 100% US cotton, ethically grown and OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 certified
- Unisex regular fit, true to size across the range
- Crew neck, seamless body, reinforced shoulders
- Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag at the rally
- Sizes S to 5XL in Black, White, Royal, and Orange
- Printed by DTG
Looking after it
Machine wash cold, inside out. No bleach. Hang dry or tumble on low. Do not iron straight onto the print. Treat it better than a border policy and it might actually hold the line.
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